Le mot \u00ab\u00a0d\u00e9cisionnelle\u00a0\u00bb au f\u00e9minin \u00e9voque imm\u00e9diatement (pour moi) l’informatique d\u00e9cisionnelle que les consultants appellent pompeusement \u00ab\u00a0Business intelligence\u00a0\u00bb. Que se passerait-il si on utilisait ces technologies \u00e0 la politique, comme semble aimer notre nouvelle classe dirigeante, toujours \u00e0 la recherche de startupper la France ?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\nLe pr\u00e9sident fran\u00e7ais, appuya sur \u00ab\u00a0enter\u00a0\u00bb.
\u2013\u00a0Et maintenant\u00a0? demanda-t-il \u00e0 son tout nouveau conseiller en informatique d\u00e9cisionnelle, Sigismond B\u00e9novar.
\u2013\u00a0Le logiciel va traiter les donn\u00e9es de tous les fichiers de la CPAM, des imp\u00f4ts, de l’INSEE, de P\u00f4le Emploi, du minist\u00e8re de la Justice et de quelques autres, et vous donner les trois axes d’orientation de votre politique future.
\u2013\u00a0Si la CNIL apprenait \u00e7a\u2026
\u2013\u00a0Ce n’est qu’un essai exp\u00e9rimental, temp\u00e9ra le professeur. Ah\u00a0! Voil\u00e0, le r\u00e9sultat.
\u2013\u00a0\u00ab\u00a0Ne touchez plus \u00e0 rien\u00a0\u00bb, \u00ab\u00a0d\u00e9missionnez et ne vous pr\u00e9sentez plus jamais\u00a0\u00bb, \u00ab\u00a0allez garder des ch\u00e8vres en Ard\u00e8che\u00a0\u00bb. Je vois clairement ce qu’il me reste \u00e0 faire. Merci professeur.
Peut-\u00eatre le pr\u00e9sident avait-il mal compris\u00a0? Contre toute attente, Sigismond B\u00e9novar fut renvoy\u00e9 s\u00e9ance tenante. <\/p>\nWritever ao\u00fbt 2023 – 13 – D\u00e9cisionnelle – Olivier Gechter<\/cite><\/blockquote>\n\n\n\n
\n\n\n\nOul\u00e0l\u00e0, je suis un sale opposant au gouvernement. Nul doute que Brave M va venir me chercher pour me poser des questions \u00e0 coups de matraques. <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Prochain mot \u00ab\u00a0convolution\u00a0\u00bb. Je vais aller voir dans un dictionnaire ce qu’il peut bien vouloir dire et je vous livre aussit\u00f4t une micronouvelle de derri\u00e8re les fagots. En tout cas j’esp\u00e8re.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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