{"id":695,"date":"2023-08-14T11:24:23","date_gmt":"2023-08-14T09:24:23","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/gechter.org\/blog\/?p=695"},"modified":"2023-08-14T11:36:11","modified_gmt":"2023-08-14T09:36:11","slug":"writever-aout-2023-12-arbres","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/gechter.org\/blog\/?p=695","title":{"rendered":"Writever ao\u00fbt 2023 – 12 – arbres"},"content":{"rendered":"\n

Aujourd’hui, le mot Arbres (au pluriel), ma inspir\u00e9 deux micronouvelles, sur des th\u00e8mes et des genres tr\u00e8s diff\u00e9rents l’un de l’autre.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

D\u00e9lit d’idiotie<\/h4>\n\n\n\n
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\u2013\u00a0Monsieur le juge. L’accusation profite que mon client a un lourd pass\u00e9 de trafiquant de drogues pour lui reprocher tout et n’importe quoi, et j’aimerais qu’ils \u00e9clairent la cour en expliquant en quoi se serait un d\u00e9lit de planter des arbres \u00e0 cames dans un champ !\u00a0
L’axe de d\u00e9fense \u00e9tait habile. Le trafiquant n’\u00e9copa que d’une amende et de travaux d’int\u00e9r\u00eat g\u00e9n\u00e9ral pour abandon de d\u00e9chets et mise en danger de l’environnement.<\/p>\nWritever ao\u00fbt 2023 – 12 – Arbres – Olivier Gechter<\/cite><\/blockquote>\n\n\n\n

Yggdrasils<\/h4>\n\n\n\n
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\u00ab\u00a0De tous les arbres de la cr\u00e9ation, Yggdrasil, l’arbre des mondes, est le plus ancien, le plus grand et celui dont le m\u00e9tabolisme est le plus lent. Ses fruits m\u00fbrissent tous les cinq milliards d’ann\u00e9es. Alors, ils tombent de l’arbre et errent dans l’espace des millions d’ann\u00e9es jusqu’\u00e0 trouver une n\u00e9buleuse o\u00f9 germer.
Et c’est pour cela, mon fils, qu’il fait si froid dehors et que nous vivons enterr\u00e9s.\u00a0\u00bb<\/p>\nWritever ao\u00fbt 2023 – 12 – Arbres – Olivier Gechter<\/em><\/cite><\/blockquote>\n\n\n\n

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Prochain Writever : le mot \u00ab\u00a0d\u00e9cisionnelle\u00a0\u00bb. Pas \u00e9vident.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Aujourd’hui, le mot Arbres (au pluriel), ma inspir\u00e9 deux micronouvelles, sur des th\u00e8mes et des genres tr\u00e8s diff\u00e9rents l’un de l’autre. D\u00e9lit d’idiotie \u2013\u00a0Monsieur le juge. L’accusation profite que mon client a un lourd pass\u00e9 de trafiquant de drogues pour lui reprocher tout et n’importe quoi, et j’aimerais qu’ils \u00e9clairent la cour en expliquant en… Lire la suite »Writever ao\u00fbt 2023 – 12 – arbres<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":697,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"neve_meta_sidebar":"","neve_meta_container":"","neve_meta_enable_content_width":"","neve_meta_content_width":0,"neve_meta_title_alignment":"","neve_meta_author_avatar":"","neve_post_elements_order":"[\"content\",\"tags\",\"comments\"]","neve_meta_disable_header":"","neve_meta_disable_footer":"","neve_meta_disable_title":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[17,24],"tags":[23,22],"class_list":["post-695","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-publications","category-textes-offerts","tag-micronouvelle","tag-writever"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gechter.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/08\/arbre-soleil-qui-brille-dessus-2.jpg?fit=667%2C1000&ssl=1","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/gechter.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/695","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/gechter.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/gechter.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gechter.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gechter.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=695"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/gechter.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/695\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":698,"href":"https:\/\/gechter.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/695\/revisions\/698"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gechter.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/697"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/gechter.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=695"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gechter.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=695"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gechter.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=695"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}