{"id":664,"date":"2023-08-10T16:36:52","date_gmt":"2023-08-10T14:36:52","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/gechter.org\/blog\/?p=664"},"modified":"2023-08-10T16:42:35","modified_gmt":"2023-08-10T14:42:35","slug":"writever-aout-2023-10-antagonistes","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/gechter.org\/blog\/?p=664","title":{"rendered":"Writever ao\u00fbt 2023 – 10 – Antagonistes"},"content":{"rendered":"\n

Dixi\u00e8me jour du d\u00e9fi d’\u00e9criture Writever (je rappelle que je ne le ferai qu’un mois, faute de temps disponible en dehors de mes p\u00e9riodes de cong\u00e9). Aujourd’hui, le professeur Sigismond B\u00e9novar sauve le monde. Peut-\u00eatre.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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\u2013\u00a0Au d\u00e9but, il y avait les m\u00e9dicaments antagonistes, qui bloquaient les r\u00e9cepteurs des cellules. J’inventai bient\u00f4t les nanotechnologies antagonistes, permettant de bloquer sp\u00e9cifiquement n’importe quel r\u00e9cepteur cellulaire. Une r\u00e9volution\u00a0!
\u2013\u00a0C’est ce qui vous valut d’ailleurs le prix Nobel de m\u00e9decine, professeur B\u00e9novar. Je le rappelle pour nos auditeurs qui nous rejoindraient en cours de route. Et quelle est votre nouvelle invention\u00a0? Car je crois savoir que vous venez de breveter une nouvelle technologie qui pourrait vous valoir de nombreux prix.
\u2013\u00a0Eh bien, c’est tr\u00e8s simple\u00a0: je viens d’inventer les nanotechnologies agonistes, qui vont permettre d’\u00e9liminer ces salet\u00e9s d’antagonistes que nous n’arrivons plus \u00e0 contr\u00f4ler. Je compte beaucoup dessus pour sauver l’humanit\u00e9, pour ne rien vous cacher.
\u2013 C’est vraiment passionnant. Tous nos auditeurs croisent les doigts pour que vous ne vous soyez pas tromp\u00e9 cette fois-ci. Et maintenant, une page de publicit\u00e9.<\/p>\nWritever ao\u00fbt 2023 – 10 – Antagoniste – Olivier Gechter<\/cite><\/blockquote>\n\n\n\n

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J’ai beau chercher, je ne trouve pas de meilleure chute que celle-ci. Je n’aime pas trop\u2026 j’essayerai de trouver quelque chose de plus percutant.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Demain, nous t\u00e2cherons de faire un sort au mot \u00ab\u00a0g\u00e9n\u00e9rer\u00a0\u00bb. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Dixi\u00e8me jour du d\u00e9fi d’\u00e9criture Writever (je rappelle que je ne le ferai qu’un mois, faute de temps disponible en dehors de mes p\u00e9riodes de cong\u00e9). Aujourd’hui, le professeur Sigismond B\u00e9novar sauve le monde. Peut-\u00eatre. \u2013\u00a0Au d\u00e9but, il y avait les m\u00e9dicaments antagonistes, qui bloquaient les r\u00e9cepteurs des cellules. J’inventai bient\u00f4t les nanotechnologies antagonistes, permettant… Lire la suite »Writever ao\u00fbt 2023 – 10 – Antagonistes<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":668,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"neve_meta_sidebar":"","neve_meta_container":"","neve_meta_enable_content_width":"","neve_meta_content_width":0,"neve_meta_title_alignment":"","neve_meta_author_avatar":"","neve_post_elements_order":"","neve_meta_disable_header":"","neve_meta_disable_footer":"","neve_meta_disable_title":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[17,24],"tags":[23,22],"class_list":["post-664","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-publications","category-textes-offerts","tag-micronouvelle","tag-writever"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gechter.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/08\/technologue-professionnel-expert-uniforme-blanc-protection-filet-cheveux-masque-gants-tenant-deux-pouces-vers-haut.jpg?fit=1000%2C667&ssl=1","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/gechter.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/664","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/gechter.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/gechter.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gechter.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gechter.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=664"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/gechter.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/664\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":670,"href":"https:\/\/gechter.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/664\/revisions\/670"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gechter.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/668"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/gechter.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=664"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gechter.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=664"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gechter.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=664"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}