{"id":640,"date":"2023-08-07T15:17:44","date_gmt":"2023-08-07T13:17:44","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/gechter.org\/blog\/?p=640"},"modified":"2023-08-07T15:17:47","modified_gmt":"2023-08-07T13:17:47","slug":"writever-aout-2023-4-aleatoire","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/gechter.org\/blog\/?p=640","title":{"rendered":"Writever Ao\u00fbt 2023 – 4 – Al\u00e9atoire"},"content":{"rendered":"\n

Le retard se creuse\u00a0! Mais j’avais une nouvelle \u00e0 remettre cette semaine dernier d\u00e9lai et pas moyen de d\u00e9gager du temps pour \u00e9crire des micronouvelles. Eh oui, la microfiction, \u00e7a prend du temps, quand on veut faire les choses bien. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Le professeur Sigismond B\u00e9novar \u00e9tait un grand sp\u00e9cialiste de la physique quantique.
\u00ab La nature de l’univers est profond\u00e9ment al\u00e9atoire\u00a0\u00bb se plaisait-il a r\u00e9p\u00e9ter \u00e0 qui voulait l’entendre (pour les autres, il leur r\u00e9p\u00e9tait \u00e9galement, mais en leur courant apr\u00e8s). Il en \u00e9tait tellement persuad\u00e9 qu’il cherchait \u00e0 appliquer ce principe \u00e0 tous les moments de sa vie. \u00c0 la plus grande joie de ses \u00e9l\u00e8ves, il s’appliquait \u00e0 ne s’habiller qu’au hasard et ne commen\u00e7ait les cours qu’\u00e0 des heures compl\u00e8tement al\u00e9atoires.
Il r\u00e9ussit un jour \u00e0 convaincre la directrice des ressources humaines de l’int\u00e9r\u00eat qu’elle aurait \u00e0 utiliser un programme d’informatique quantique de son invention pour g\u00e9rer l’avancement des carri\u00e8res des professeurs de la facult\u00e9. Car qu’y avait-il de plus \u00e9galitaire que le hasard le plus absolu ?
C’est ainsi qu’en moins de trois ans, le professeur Benovar devint concierge de l’\u00e9tablissement tandis que son bon \u00e0 rien de stagiaire devenait titulaire de la chaire de physique des particules.<\/p>\n#Writever Ao\u00fbt 2023 – 4 – Al\u00e9atoire – Olivier Gechter<\/cite><\/blockquote>\n\n\n\n

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Allez\u00a0! On ne change pas de main\u00a0! C’est parti pour le mot Transformer<\/em>, que vous pourrez d\u00e9couvrir aujourd’hui m\u00eame dans un autre billet de ce blog\u00a0! L’illustration est emprunt\u00e9 \u00e0 l’article sur le hasard quantique du journal du CNRS.<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Le retard se creuse\u00a0! Mais j’avais une nouvelle \u00e0 remettre cette semaine dernier d\u00e9lai et pas moyen de d\u00e9gager du temps pour \u00e9crire des micronouvelles. Eh oui, la microfiction, \u00e7a prend du temps, quand on veut faire les choses bien. Le professeur Sigismond B\u00e9novar \u00e9tait un grand sp\u00e9cialiste de la physique quantique.\u00ab La nature de… Lire la suite »Writever Ao\u00fbt 2023 – 4 – Al\u00e9atoire<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":642,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"neve_meta_sidebar":"","neve_meta_container":"","neve_meta_enable_content_width":"","neve_meta_content_width":0,"neve_meta_title_alignment":"","neve_meta_author_avatar":"","neve_post_elements_order":"","neve_meta_disable_header":"","neve_meta_disable_footer":"","neve_meta_disable_title":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[17,24],"tags":[23,22],"class_list":["post-640","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-publications","category-textes-offerts","tag-micronouvelle","tag-writever"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gechter.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/08\/light-glass-number-color-blue-bead-267010-pxhere.com_72dpi.jpg?fit=1200%2C800&ssl=1","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/gechter.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/640","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/gechter.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/gechter.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gechter.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gechter.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=640"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/gechter.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/640\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":643,"href":"https:\/\/gechter.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/640\/revisions\/643"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gechter.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/642"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/gechter.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=640"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gechter.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=640"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gechter.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=640"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}