{"id":636,"date":"2023-08-07T15:32:55","date_gmt":"2023-08-07T13:32:55","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/gechter.org\/blog\/?p=636"},"modified":"2023-08-07T15:37:48","modified_gmt":"2023-08-07T13:37:48","slug":"writever-aout-2023-5-transformer","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/gechter.org\/blog\/?p=636","title":{"rendered":"Writever Ao\u00fbt 2023 &#8211; 5 &#8211; Transformer"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">On comble le retard avec cette deuxi\u00e8me micro nouvelle en une seule journ\u00e9e ! Et c&rsquo;est encore une fois ce bon professeur Sigismond B\u00e9novar qui s&rsquo;y colle. Quelle abn\u00e9gation&nbsp;! <\/p>\n\n\n\n<blockquote class=\"wp-block-quote has-text-align-right is-layout-flow wp-block-quote-is-layout-flow\">\n<p class=\"has-text-align-left has-nv-light-bg-background-color has-background wp-block-paragraph\">La vie du brillant scientifique Sigismond B\u00e9novar changea brutalement lorsqu\u2019il testa sur lui-m\u00eame le prototype d\u2019un t\u00e9l\u00e9porteur de son invention. Comment aurait-il pu pr\u00e9voir que le programme de recombinaison des particules ne saurait le distinguer d\u2019un passager clandestin, un ver intestinal que le professeur B\u00e9nova portait en lui ?<br>Au terme d\u2019un trajet de quatre m\u00e8tres \u00e0 travers son labo, il devint l\u2019homme oxyure, se transformant en un horrible hybride mi-homme, mi-parasite. Il tenta de trouver un refuge adapt\u00e9 \u00e0 sa nouvelle condition, mais apr\u00e8s plusieurs tentatives infructueuses, il dut se rendre \u00e0 l\u2019\u00e9vidence\u00a0: il ne pourrait jamais trouver un syst\u00e8me intestinal suffisamment gros pour l\u2019abriter. Il mourut de faim en quelques heures.<\/p>\n<cite>#Writever Ao\u00fbt 2023 &#8211; 5 &#8211; Transformer &#8211; Olivier Gechter<\/cite><\/blockquote>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator has-alpha-channel-opacity\"\/>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Eh oui&nbsp;! C&rsquo;est d\u00e9gueulasse&nbsp;! J&rsquo;avoue en \u00eatre assez fier. Je m&rsquo;attelle de ce pas \u00e0 combler mon retard en m&rsquo;attaquant au mot suivant : algorithme.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>On comble le retard avec cette deuxi\u00e8me micro nouvelle en une seule journ\u00e9e ! Et c&rsquo;est encore une fois ce bon professeur Sigismond B\u00e9novar qui s&rsquo;y colle. Quelle abn\u00e9gation&nbsp;! La vie du brillant scientifique Sigismond B\u00e9novar changea brutalement lorsqu\u2019il testa sur lui-m\u00eame le prototype d\u2019un t\u00e9l\u00e9porteur de son invention. 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