{"id":633,"date":"2023-08-04T22:47:10","date_gmt":"2023-08-04T20:47:10","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/gechter.org\/blog\/?p=633"},"modified":"2023-08-04T22:47:14","modified_gmt":"2023-08-04T20:47:14","slug":"writever-aout-2023-3-foret","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/gechter.org\/blog\/?p=633","title":{"rendered":"Writever Ao\u00fbt 2023 – 3 – For\u00eat"},"content":{"rendered":"\n

Avec un peu de retard (d\u00e9j\u00e0), je vous livre le 3e texte de mon Writever d’Ao\u00fbt. Aujourd’hui, le mot \u00ab\u00a0Foret\u00a0\u00bb.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Le professeur Sigismond B\u00e9novar se gratta la gorge. Le moment \u00e9tait solennel.

\u2013\u00a0Monsieur le Pr\u00e9sident de la R\u00e9publique, monsieur le pr\u00e9sident du Conseil, monsieur le ministre de la Guerre, monsieur le ministre des colonies, chers confr\u00e8res de l\u2019Acad\u00e9mie des Sciences, c\u2019est avec \u00e9motion que je vais devant vous, au fond du plus profond puits de l\u2019histoire de l\u2019humanit\u00e9, mettre \u00e0 jour un nouveau continent. Que dis-je\u00a0! un nouveau monde !
Dans une minute, \u00e0 l\u2019aide d\u2019un simple foret, je vais percer la fine enveloppe de granite qui nous s\u00e9pare encore de la Terre Creuse, fruit de toutes les convoitises. La Nation fran\u00e7aise sera la premi\u00e8re \u00e0 planter le drapeau, malgr\u00e9 les efforts d\u00e9ploy\u00e9s par l\u2019ennemi prussien pour nous coiffer au poteau\u00a0! Vice la R\u00e9publique\u00a0! Vive la France\u00a0!\u00a0\u00bb

Sous les vivats de l\u2019assistance r\u00e9unie, le professeur poussa le levier de commande de la foreuse hydraulique. L\u2019imposante foreuse se mit en marche. Son tr\u00e9pan grignota le mur dans un crissement infernal. Chacun retint son souffle.\u00a0
Le mur c\u00e9da enfin.
Il y eut un bang, le p\u00e8re de tous les bangs. Pr\u00e9sidents, ministres et professeurs furent projet\u00e9s \u00e0 travers l\u2019atmosph\u00e8re par le souffle de la Terre qui se d\u00e9gonflait comme un gigantesque ballon de baudruche.<\/p>\n#Writever Ao\u00fbt 2023 \u2013 3 \u2013 \u00ab\u00a0foret\u00a0\u00bb \u2013 Olivier Gechter\u00a0<\/cite><\/blockquote>\n\n\n\n

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J’esp\u00e8re que cette micronouvelle vous aura plu ! La prochaine sera inspir\u00e9e du mot \u00ab\u00a0Al\u00e9atoire\u00a0\u00bb. Et \u00ab\u00a0Transformer\u00a0\u00bb devrait suivre dans la foul\u00e9e. Retrouvera-t-on le professeur Benovar\u00a0? Moi-m\u00eame je n’en sais encore rien.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

A bient\u00f4t !<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Avec un peu de retard (d\u00e9j\u00e0), je vous livre le 3e texte de mon Writever d’Ao\u00fbt. Aujourd’hui, le mot \u00ab\u00a0Foret\u00a0\u00bb. J’esp\u00e8re que cette micronouvelle vous aura plu ! La prochaine sera inspir\u00e9e du mot \u00ab\u00a0Al\u00e9atoire\u00a0\u00bb. Et \u00ab\u00a0Transformer\u00a0\u00bb devrait suivre dans la foul\u00e9e. Retrouvera-t-on le professeur Benovar\u00a0? Moi-m\u00eame je n’en sais encore rien. A bient\u00f4t !<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":634,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"neve_meta_sidebar":"","neve_meta_container":"","neve_meta_enable_content_width":"","neve_meta_content_width":0,"neve_meta_title_alignment":"","neve_meta_author_avatar":"","neve_post_elements_order":"","neve_meta_disable_header":"","neve_meta_disable_footer":"","neve_meta_disable_title":"","_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[24],"tags":[23,22],"class_list":["post-633","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-textes-offerts","tag-micronouvelle","tag-writever"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gechter.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/08\/blown-planet-model-grass-scaled.jpg?fit=1707%2C2560&ssl=1","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/gechter.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/633","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/gechter.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/gechter.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gechter.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gechter.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=633"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/gechter.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/633\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":635,"href":"https:\/\/gechter.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/633\/revisions\/635"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gechter.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/634"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/gechter.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=633"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gechter.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=633"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gechter.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=633"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}