{"id":592,"date":"2023-05-02T09:34:54","date_gmt":"2023-05-02T07:34:54","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/gechter.org\/blog\/?p=592"},"modified":"2023-05-02T09:38:40","modified_gmt":"2023-05-02T07:38:40","slug":"billet-dhumeur","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/gechter.org\/blog\/?p=592","title":{"rendered":"Billet d&rsquo;humeur."},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Dans le Grand Blond avec une chaussure noire, Jean Rochefort dit \u00e0 son adjoint : \u00ab\u00a0Mon petit vieux, pour faire de la litt\u00e9rature, attendez la retraite.\u00a0\u00bb<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"660\" height=\"330\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gechter.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/05\/Hommage_a_Jean_Rochefort-fp.jpg?resize=660%2C330&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-593\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gechter.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/05\/Hommage_a_Jean_Rochefort-fp.jpg?w=660&amp;ssl=1 660w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gechter.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/05\/Hommage_a_Jean_Rochefort-fp.jpg?resize=300%2C150&amp;ssl=1 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 660px) 100vw, 660px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Cette petite phrase devrait faire force de loi pour nos ministres. Vous voulez \u00e9crire des romans ? Vous voulez poser dans un magazine porno&nbsp;? Vous voulez battre le record d&rsquo;apn\u00e9e en eau trouble&nbsp;? Attendez la retraite*. Vous avez un travail, une mission. Et surtout, au poste que vous occupez, vous devez respecter ce qu&rsquo;on appelle \u00ab\u00a0la dignit\u00e9 de la charge\u00a0\u00bb. Sans elle, vous n&rsquo;\u00eates que des clowns et aucune de vos d\u00e9cisions ne sera jamais respect\u00e9e, parce qu&rsquo;un renflement brun vous pourchassera toute votre vie, comme des casseroles \u00e0 la queue.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Je suis sans doute na\u00eff (comme beaucoup de Fran\u00e7ais), mais quand j\u2019imagine un ministre ou un pr\u00e9sident, je me figure quelqu\u2019un embrassant la carri\u00e8re seize heures par jour pendant les trois \u00e0 cinq ans qui durera son mandat (s&rsquo;il ne d\u00e9conne pas). Trois \u00e0 cinq ans de travail proches du sacerdoce, o\u00f9 il doit tout abdiquer pour la France.&nbsp; Si un ministre passe son temps \u00e0 p\u00e9rorer dans les m\u00e9dias, s&rsquo;il a le temps de poser pour Playboy ou d&rsquo;exposer toute sa mis\u00e8re sexuelle dans les pages d\u2019un roman, c&rsquo;est qu&rsquo;il n&rsquo;a pas assez de travail. Et dans un pays comme la France, \u00e0 un moment charni\u00e8re de l&rsquo;histoire de l&rsquo;humanit\u00e9, on ne me fera pas croire qu&rsquo;il n&rsquo;y a pas quelques urgences \u00e0 traiter par-ci par-l\u00e0.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large is-resized\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gechter.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/05\/Capture-decran-2023-05-02-a-09.21.54.png?resize=212%2C290&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-594\" width=\"212\" height=\"290\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gechter.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/05\/Capture-decran-2023-05-02-a-09.21.54.png?resize=748%2C1024&amp;ssl=1 748w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gechter.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/05\/Capture-decran-2023-05-02-a-09.21.54.png?resize=219%2C300&amp;ssl=1 219w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gechter.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/05\/Capture-decran-2023-05-02-a-09.21.54.png?resize=768%2C1052&amp;ssl=1 768w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gechter.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/05\/Capture-decran-2023-05-02-a-09.21.54.png?w=780&amp;ssl=1 780w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 212px) 100vw, 212px\" \/><figcaption class=\"wp-element-caption\"><em>Rare photo d&rsquo;un ministre en train d&rsquo;\u0153uvrer \u00e0 am\u00e9liorer le PIB de la France. <\/em><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator has-alpha-channel-opacity\"\/>\n\n\n\n<p><em>* Quoique pour la nage en eau trouble, un ministre peut facilement cumuler sur son temps de travail.<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Dans le Grand Blond avec une chaussure noire, Jean Rochefort dit \u00e0 son adjoint : \u00ab\u00a0Mon petit vieux, pour faire de la litt\u00e9rature, attendez la retraite.\u00a0\u00bb Les ministres devraient appliquer cette consigne \u00e0 la lettre pour diverses raisons.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":593,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"neve_meta_sidebar":"","neve_meta_container":"","neve_meta_enable_content_width":"","neve_meta_content_width":0,"neve_meta_title_alignment":"","neve_meta_author_avatar":"","neve_post_elements_order":"","neve_meta_disable_header":"","neve_meta_disable_footer":"","neve_meta_disable_title":"","_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-592","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-non-classe"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gechter.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/05\/Hommage_a_Jean_Rochefort-fp.jpg?fit=660%2C330&ssl=1","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/gechter.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/592","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/gechter.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/gechter.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gechter.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gechter.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=592"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/gechter.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/592\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":596,"href":"https:\/\/gechter.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/592\/revisions\/596"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gechter.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/593"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/gechter.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=592"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gechter.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=592"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gechter.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=592"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}